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Walkerville, VA
Monday, April 24, 2017
Carolyn Purcell, Editor

Democrats: black voters prefer totalitarian Presidents

They voted for Donald Trump over Hillary for the same reason they name their children after royalty, say DNC staffers and reporters.

Clintons at Trump wedding

Democratic nominee and former Democratic President palling around with notorious racist and unknown immigrant.

Supporters of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton charge that voters chose for Donald Trump because they are racist. Many of written, publicly and privately, that more minorities voted for Trump than they did for Mitt Romney in 2012 or John McCain in 2008 because “minority voters yearn for dictators.”

“All you have to do is look at their names,” wrote Democratic National Committee finance chief of staff Scott Comer. “LaQueenia and LaKingia? They want someone who will rule over them.”

A colleague agreed, replying, “Just kill me now.”

Democratic National Committee communications director Luis Miranda agreed with Comer.

“It isn’t just the blacks,” he wrote. “Hispanics are so commercialized nowadays, they’re just suckers for a powerful businessman. Hispanics are the most brand loyal consumers in the World: Known fact.”

He added that hispanics are “unforgiving” to white women who sell foreign policy to the highest bidder. “It’s sexism,” he said. “Hispanics wouldn’t hold a man to such a high standard.”

“I should know,” said Miranda. “Some of my best friends are Hispanic.”

He also called the Hispanic flirtation with Donald Trump “just another taco-bowl engagement.”

Dana Milbank of The Washington Post backed the DNC’s charges, writing that “yes, half of Trump supporters are racist”. He wrote that while it “may have been unwise” for Hillary to call minority voters deplorable racists, “she wasn’t wrong.”

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