The Walkerville Weekly Reader

National Desk: Hard-hitting journalism from your completely un-biased (pinky swear!) reporters in Walkerville, VA.

Walkerville, VA
Monday, March 25, 2019
Carolyn Purcell, Editor

No trips to Palm Beach

Walkerville Weekly Reader (No trips to Palm Beach)

I wore a Nobody for President t-shirt to a Bush rally! What did I win? If it’s a trip to Palm Beach, I rescind the claim.

Sandy from mediaone.net

I’d say you won a No-Prize, but that would brand me a geek. Sorry, no trips to Palm Beach. Hey, did you hear about the Palm Beach pilot who crashed? He couldn’t decide which button to press to land the plane, so he pressed all of them!

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