Some things you can spin. For the rest, there’s MediaCard
The Walkerville Weekly Reader has been brought to you by MediaCard: you can always lie and cheat and steal when no one’s looking. When they are looking, there’s MediaCard.
- A month’s worth of birth control pills: $9.00 at Target
- One hundred condoms: $19.95 on Amazon
- Taxi ride to a Planned Parenthood clinic: $11.75
- Diverting the media from your failed policies: priceless.
The best way to draw attention from a failed presidency is by distracting the media with sex. So don’t worry about your $5.00 gas, no Democratic budget for four years, and your complete failure as a president. Bring a thirty-year-old law student to Harry Reid to talk about her sex life. It costs nothing to create a fake contraceptive controversy when you don’t want people talking about your economic record.
When your presidency sucks so much you’re pimping rubbers for Georgetown law students, remember, as a Democrat, there are some distractions you can’t buy. Having a Cornell University Feminist, Gender, & Sexuality major talk about her sex life with Harry Reid? Priceless. For the softball follow-up questions, there’s MediaCard.
This week’s Walkerville Weekly Reader sponsored by MediaCard. Some spin, money can’t buy.